Black Widow makes five! Black Widow makes five! Black Widow makes five! Black Widow makes five! Black Widow makes five!

Black Widow makes five!

me: *complains about being on my period*
my dad: but it’s what, only five days a month?
me: *calculates 5 days for 12 months from 13 to 30 years old*
I’VE BLED FOR 1020 DAYS IN MY LIFE FUCK THIS I’M QUITTING

I don’t get mood swings on my period. Lucky me. But I’m still pissy anyway because here’s what I get instead:

CRAMPS
STOMACH ACHES
DIARRHEA
BAD DIGESTION
CRAMPS BECAUSE BAD DIGESTION
CRAMPS BECAUSE I GET MORE LACTOSE INTOLERANT THAN USUAL
CRAMPS BECAUSE FIZZY DRINKS
CRAMPS IF I WEAR TAMPONS
CRAMPS IF I DON’T SIT RIGHT
CRAMPS IF I’M STANDING MORE THAN 0.3 SECONDS

So no, I’m not pissy because I got my period, I’m pissy BECAUSE I’M ON MY PERIOD AND I’M CURRENTLY IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW BECAUSE SOCIETY TAUGHT US TO SHUSH IT AND SHUT UP ABOUT CRAMPS AND KEEP WORKING ANYWAY AND IF YOU’RE WORKING IN RETAIL YOU KEEP SMILING AND TRYING TO KEEP IN THE TEARS WHILE YOUR INSIDES DISSOLVE.

cyprinemaline:

On m’a dit que je deviendrais plus sage et plus docile avec l’âge, pourtant j’ai l’impression que je deviens plus enragée et plus radicale chaque année lol.

Two WIP, Black Widow and Poison Ivy. Two WIP, Black Widow and Poison Ivy. Two WIP, Black Widow and Poison Ivy. Two WIP, Black Widow and Poison Ivy. Two WIP, Black Widow and Poison Ivy. Two WIP, Black Widow and Poison Ivy.

Two WIP, Black Widow and Poison Ivy.

Super Ladies Calendar coming along nicely! :D
Four down, 8 to go, seven days left! Super Ladies Calendar coming along nicely! :D
Four down, 8 to go, seven days left! Super Ladies Calendar coming along nicely! :D
Four down, 8 to go, seven days left! Super Ladies Calendar coming along nicely! :D
Four down, 8 to go, seven days left!

Super Ladies Calendar coming along nicely! :D

Four down, 8 to go, seven days left!

Working hard on my new calendar, with Super Ladies this time. And they’ll be clothed, because there’s enough girls pinups all over the comic books. 3 down, 9 to go before September 5… Working hard on my new calendar, with Super Ladies this time. And they’ll be clothed, because there’s enough girls pinups all over the comic books. 3 down, 9 to go before September 5… Working hard on my new calendar, with Super Ladies this time. And they’ll be clothed, because there’s enough girls pinups all over the comic books. 3 down, 9 to go before September 5…

Working hard on my new calendar, with Super Ladies this time. And they’ll be clothed, because there’s enough girls pinups all over the comic books. 3 down, 9 to go before September 5…

Third in a series: Captain Marvel! Will finish it tomorrow :)

Two down, ten to go!

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QuestionDo not worry, I found your booth, it was amazing! Answer

thank you anon! :D