So every now and then that heinous photoshop of Jim Kirk’s face on Elle Woods body floats by and I can’t help but think man, what a boring way to do possibly the best crossover ever.
Give me Elle Woods getting into Starfleet for a dude. Give me Elle Woods rocking the hell out of Command track while everyone snorts unsubtly, questioning her ability to lead every step of the way. Give me Elle Woods fighting tooth and nail for her grades, show her rocking her simulations. Show her arguing for her choices in the Kobiyashi Maru, because she didn’t fucking cheat but sure as hell didn’t do it like they expected either.
Give me Elle Woods trying her damnedest to navigate around the prickly vulcan (Vivian) her ex is now engaged to with any sort of grace. Show them make peace. Show them realizing together, in completely different ways, what a piece of trash he really is.
Give me Elle Woods crying when she needs to leave Bruiser with Admiral Archer. Show her fighting to take him on the ship before she’s even gotten her first post.
More importantly though, show me the adventures of Elle Woods and Vivian Kensington exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations. Show them boldly going where no one has gone before.